Can i tithe using the singles i still have from the strip club?
February 10th, 2009El Duderino asked:
or will they just spontaneously combust in the offering plate?
or will they just spontaneously combust in the offering plate?
18 Responses to “Can i tithe using the singles i still have from the strip club?”
February 13th, 2009 at 9:09 am
why are you not going back to the strip club to spend them, i think thatts a sin
February 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Spontaneously combust?
No, no, no, they’ll suck your money no matter where it came from.
February 15th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Nah, it all spends the same.
February 18th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Yes you can… and no they will not
February 20th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Dude, save them for your next trip to the club! *
*Personal experience
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:34 am
A better question:
What will the stripper use to tithe?
February 22nd, 2009 at 8:21 am
Support those ladies! The holy moleys can fend for themselves.
February 24th, 2009 at 5:06 am
You can give whatever you choose to give. But giving without having a relationship with God, loving and honoring Him, is like blowing your money in the wind. God loves a cheerful giver and for those who give what is already His, He will pour out His blessings abundantly.
February 27th, 2009 at 7:40 am
You obviously didn’t have a good time if you have singles left over ! Titty-tithe , what a concept ! LOL
February 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Tithing IS a good thing, so I would say that whatever else you are doing, tithing is good, no matter where you get the resources.
I’d be a bit more concerned if you sold yourself to pay the assessment of your church. (Some churches actually want to know how much you make, I’m told.)
March 3rd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
No, we’s accept any kinda money, so long as’n yer not flatfooted…
hahah…oh, you quais-atheists do amuse me….
March 6th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
No, put them in there.
March 10th, 2009 at 2:24 am
Go ahead and put them into the offering plate. They will just end back up in the strippers G-String again.
March 12th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Save them for the next strip club. I’m pretty sure you be there before you step foot in a church.
March 12th, 2009 at 11:23 am
No, but the evil that resides and makes it’s home in you, will eventually repent forcefully, if you do not repent prior to that moment in time. Money sent for the church’s behalf has come from adverse places, much more exotic than your singles, and it saves lives and souls worldwide, evil corrupts this world completely, for a season, and then poof it is no longer an eternal concern. The Bible says God is a consuming fire, if he consumes all of your sin what will be left for eternity? is a better question than the one you have posed.
March 15th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Failure to tithe is not a sin unto death, However one will have to give an account for the actions.
March 17th, 2009 at 6:21 am
Many times in the word, people gave what was unclean to God and it became clean. I will give no conditions, but I will say that the offering is meant as a sacrifice for repentance. If you do not intend to give up strip clubs permanently, double or triple the amount spent at the club and give it to God. He recognizes the intent of the heart more than what you give. Since you gave God your excess, it is clear your heart is with your money. That is the definition of sacrifice.
March 17th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
”
or will they just spontaneously combust in the offering plate”
Only one way to find out for sure