Can anyone help me out with the add I’ve been running on a singles site?

August 24th, 2009
©heese asked:


I keep getting all sorts of morons replying. Here is the add I′ve been running, they only allow me to use so many characters, so I have to shorten a lot of words:

BBM (bold, beautiful maiden) searching for a GBM (generous, beastly man) to have a great time with.

Whenever I meet up with my dates, they are appalled and say I′m not what I said I was and I′m becoming frustrated over this.

14 Responses to “Can anyone help me out with the add I’ve been running on a singles site?”

  1. seeking knowledge Says:

    Where are my shoes?

  2. MikeShinoda Says:

    Change it to BUM then

    Lol

  3. palmbeach2100 Says:

    you r kidding right! reply if u r not kidding
    sorry if u r not kidding…

  4. Andromeda Says:

    Sounds like they don’t think you are beautiful. Maybe you can fix that and come up with something else that is true and nice about yourself.

  5. chrissy25 Says:

    Your ad, to me, implies you are suggesting a little role-playing, domination thing. Is that what you intended? IS that what you are finding they are expecting? BTW-”beastly”?? Really??

  6. Angie Says:

    That’s all it says? Is there like a key or something on the site because I would have no clue what BBM or GBM meant! LOL Why do they say you are misrepresenting yourself?

  7. Ashlyn:) Says:

    Your add should be…

    Beautiful, single girl who is looking to find the one.

  8. Common Sense Says:

    Send them several good current photos before you meet them.

  9. Starbright Says:

    You will always find morons.Is that the only options they let you have?

  10. Bubbles Says:

    Your ad tells me you are looking for a knight in shining armor and you are the fair maiden. Instead, I would list a hobby you like…..to catch their attention. What do you like to do in your spare time….??? Draw attention to that then you might find someone who you have something in common with. I think the best place to meet guys is either at Home Depot or Lowe’s even your local bookstore or StarBucks is good too. There are “alot” of weirdos out there so it’s really hard to catch a good one online….

  11. Are You Cereal? (Violated Again) Says:

    Tell them you are fluffy. :)

  12. Dashing Geek Says:

    Sorry I acted so appalled when I came over. I can still decorate your place with tribal art if you want.

  13. G.A.H. Says:

    Sorry to me BBM sounds like Bi Black Man and GBM sounds like Gay Black Man! Yea I would like to know what they are saying is the thing that makes you not what you said!?! Best of luck to you and if you are a Plus sized woman try BBW=Big Beautiful Woman at least then there is a category of men out there that like them big so if that’s you, then you should have a much better time with the ad! Chow

    GAH

    P.S. What state you in I’ve been looking and looking just to get some dating in and find it as you hard…well maybe you don’t find it hard, but frustrating cause the guys you meet have to much built up in their minds of what they are going to get or what you are going to look like etc. I agree if you can exchange pic b4 hand do that!

  14. Conspiracy Carrot Says:

    You’re bold and beautiful. Who are these f*cktards?