what if my cat placed a singles ad in the paper?

August 16th, 2009
ramjet asked:


stating that he would only date chicks who were spayed, and ate bran muffins…. how weird is that?

7 Responses to “what if my cat placed a singles ad in the paper?”

  1. mama24 Says:

    Very intelligent feline ya got there!

  2. unlimitedexpulsions Says:

    Oh no… my cat got the paper today..
    is that why he raided all my bran muffins?

  3. ≈ Pangel-prayers for Debra M ≈ Says:

    not as weird as its owner

  4. Kerilyn Says:

    YOU have no idea how weird…
    I hope he payed for it…

  5. ikaihc Says:

    Wow - I wonder what religion your cat is . . . does he eat bananas?

  6. sybil_the_soothsayer Says:

    My female cat will be answering the ad, I am sure.

  7. zen Says:

    The spayed part i get.Who wants a litter of alley cats bringing down aplayer tom. But the muffin thing is different and kind of kinky. Have u been lining his cat box with Raley or Cosco ads? You might try changing the newspaper ads to the Pet Smart ads. It worked for me. My tom placed almost the same ad and demanded a mate who liked Room Source furniture,….now he”s he’s in to anything to do with Petco…meow..