Can anyone help me out with the add I’ve been running on a singles site?

August 24th, 2009
©heese asked:


I keep getting all sorts of morons replying. Here is the add I’ve been running, they only allow me to use so many characters, so I have to shorten a lot of words:

BBM (bold, beautiful maiden) searching for a GBM (generous, beastly man) to have a great time with.

Whenever I meet up with my dates, they are appalled and say I’m not what I said I was and I’m becoming frustrated over this.